Decided a week or so back that I needed a petticoat. Only they don’t exist anymore, apparently. These days we have slips. More streamlined or ergonomic or something.
I bought two from Target for $20. I took a photo but it was declared “almost nsfw” due to naked colouring and the cold air, probably. But anyway, why didn’t any of you frock-wearers tell me about slips last year? This will change everything. Or nothing, but at least I can stop wearing the 90s rave orphan as my underskirts.
Speaking of slips, I saw a dude slip in the rain yesterday, and fall arse-first into the path of an oncoming cop car. By the way, thanks to the most excellent Joel — who owns a cat called Slips; how apt — for being my first sponsor / insistee that I actually go through with this. He wins a prize. Here is his prize: