I was going to wear this last Saturday, for Grand Final, as it’s the closest approximation I have to either Collingwood or Geelong colours. But then it was really cold, and wet. And I remembered that I don’t give a damn about footy.
Wait a minute, you’re asking? Collingwood colours? I realise the houndstooth on this thing looks blue & white, but don’t be fooled by this photo; it’s a filthy liar. Actually, I still can’t decide if it’s black & white or blue & white, so I can swing both ways in it!
Anyway, it came from those evil witches at Dangerfield a year or two ago, and if you were following my frocking efforts last year, you saw it a couple of times.
Also, I’ve worked out why models are paid stupid sums of money, having spent five minutes and the future health of my spine bastardising this shot (I tied bundled-up socks around my hips, under the dress, to get that angular, bottle-top shape happening, but it looks more like I’ve got an alien growth).
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