Of course there’s a stock photo of a “giant” man in a pink dress, destroying a city. Of course. You can buy the 60MB version from Getty for a mere $900. For some reason, it includes “Adults Only” in the keywords.
Dunno if you can see it in my photo, but I am wearing my glasses. You know, to fully authenticate the stocking experience or something. You can see a slightly larger version if you click it.
The dress? Don’t remember. Just some red, hippie sun dress thing I found in the washing / storage basket at the bottom of the cupboard. Quite possibly belonged to an ex-housemate. Little bit big for me.
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